No need to know Japanese to think this is the funniest thing you’ve seen today.
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
when you and your friends dont study for finals and you have a test
achievement hunter + bizzare tumblr insults.
GOATBED // SLIP ON THE PUMPS (KENJIRO DEATH)
It’s about that time again! I’m giving away a stack of 99 glowing embers to one lucky winner! To enter: reblog this post with your username, ID number, and a picture of the prettiest baby dragon you’ve ever hatched. Likes don’t count, you don’t need to follow me but you’re missing out on other giveaways if you don’t. :3Ends at 11:59 PM FR time, let’s say August 27th.
Oh god, prettiest baby dragon….
That’s… really difficult. Uhm.
Miso would have been kept if only his tertiary was maize instead of white, as he’d be the dream dragon I’ve been trying to get Uuros and Machen to cough up. As it is, he went to the lovely Tin. ^^
She got exalted anyway. ://
I don’t keep much of what I hatch but I love this nerd
I didn’t keep her but prettiest one I’ve ever hatched so far
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU