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konpozaa:

cisthulhu:

BOW TO ME I AM THE WHITE BITCH

EGADS! IT’S THE TUMBLR CRITIC!

konpozaa:

cisthulhu:

BOW TO ME I AM THE WHITE BITCH

EGADS! IT’S THE TUMBLR CRITIC!

jumpingjacktrash:

sikssaapo-p:

15 styles of distorted thinking

STOP SCROLLING.
if you are not on guard for these they will own you.
yes, i mean you. i mean me. i mean everyone.

jumpingjacktrash:

sikssaapo-p:

15 styles of distorted thinking

STOP SCROLLING.

if you are not on guard for these they will own you.

yes, i mean you. i mean me. i mean everyone.

rooster-tumble:

RWBY: Beacon Academy Click & Drag

villainlooks:

the fact that I can’t grow horns is really cramping my style

raptortooth:

grimdarkthroes:

aiharayuzuchi:

remember: someday someone will catch you the way satsuki caught ryuko

screaming and naked.

At terminal velocity

stripesmotherfucker:

when you ship two characters and then later it’s revealed that they’re related 

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kaalashnikov:

onlinepunk:

Do u ever hate an entire subset of ppl so much

I hate these people, they immediately bring up ‘we have hybristophilia stop kink shaming’ there are lots of -philias that can and deserve to land you in jail and this is one of them

iamthepikachubatman:

parkingstrange:

flygons:

flygons:

PLEASE READ

okay, so i know i’ve never really made a post like this before, but i’m gonna try my best. please read until the end!
so lately in my free time i’ve been drawing designs for pokemon tshirts. i started doing it for fun and just to make some spare cash here and there. i’ve been using inksterinc.com to print and sell my shirts. each shirt on the website costs $20, and every $5 of each of shirt that sells goes straight to me. but i found out something that really sparked my interest while reading the website’s faq.

"If your designs’ sales reach $10,000 by the end of 2014, we’ll pay you $10,000. Yep, you read that right. Ten-thousand big ones."

i read that and i just got. so. happy. ten thousand dollars. that’s ten thousand dollars that can go straight to my bank account. it can go towards my future, it can go towards moving out after i graduate, paying for a car, going to college, getting an apartment, anything like that. there is so much i could do with that kind of money, and to think i could earn it just by selling tshirts in my spare time?? i thought it was definitely an opportunity that i didn’t want to pass up.
i quickly did the calculations to see how many shirts i would need to sell in order for my shirt sales to reach $10,000. 10,000 ÷ 20 ($20 a shirt) = 500.

i’d have to sell 500 shirts by the end of 2014 in order to get the ten thousand dollars.
and it gets better. by selling the 500 shirts, i’d still be getting my 5-dollar-per-shirt profit. so that’s 2,500 dollars more that i could raise. (500 × 5 = 2,500) i could make a total of 12,500 dollars just from selling pokemon shirts on the internet. that amazes me to think about really. 
the problem is, even with all the publicity my shirts have gotten so far, i’ve still only sold seven shirts so far. 2014 ends in four months from now, so i only have five months to sell 493 more shirts. i understand that a lot of people might not be able to afford it, don’t like buying things online, or just might not even be interested in my designs. and i understand completely! but if every other person who read this post could afford to spare 20 bucks towards ordering a shirt, i’d be able to sell 500 shirts in no time! it’s a long shot, but it’s definitely possible. but i would need your help and cooperation if you’re willing to give me it. like i said, i understand if you aren’t interested in buying my shirts or can’t! all i ask out of you guys is that if you don’t plan on ordering a shirt, please signal boost this post. because who knows, maybe some of your followers who see it might be interested! i know i’m just a random person on the internet, and i know it’s a lot to ask, but it’d really be helping so much.

a lot of you are probably thinking, “well, what do i get out of it?” well, for one, you get a pretty rad pokemon shirt! i already have a few designs available, and i’m constantly making new ones. (you can even send me an ask and suggest some pokemon if you want!) and you also get the satisfaction of knowing you helped a broke high school student raise over twelve thousand dollars for her future, so that’s kinda cool too.

i think i’ve rambled on enough, you guys probably get the idea by now.
i’ll end this post with the link to my store if you’re interested in helping me out! and like i said, if you can’t order a shirt, please at least reblog and help spread the word if you can! thank you all so much for reading, and thank you a million times in advance if you order a shirt. (if you want to show me pictures of your shirt once you get it, tag it #jennifersshirts so i can see it and give you a proper thank you!! plus i’d love to see all you cuties rocking my designs tbh??)
and lastly, sorry for the really lengthy post. if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask me about them. ♥

i’ve sold 32 shirts and it’s already september- meaning i have less than four months to sell around 450 shirts. sadly, i know i probably won’t make it to my goal. but any support for my shirts would still be amazing!! so check out my shirts if you’re into it ;u;

THESE SHIRTS ARE AMAZING AND YOU CAN HELP AN AMAZING PERSON HAVE A BETTER FUTURE BY PURCHASING ONE, IF WE CAN MAKE POSTS FOR CHICKENS AND TRIPS TO DISNEY GO VIRAL WHY CAN’T WE HELP A YOUNG PERSON ACHIEVE A BETTER FUTURE? #SIGNALBOOST

These shirts are beautiful. I can’t afford to buy myself one but I’m sure some of my followers can!

jesusandcarmex:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

Tbh

jesusandcarmex:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

Tbh

sixpenceee:

Bats illuminated by lightning (video)

sixpenceee:

Bats illuminated by lightning (video)

iamvishnu:

oh look, a 3ds friend is on. I wonder who it- it’s james. Is james playing fir- yep, james is playing fire emblem. how could i ever doubt.

iamvishnu:

“average person plays 500 hours of Fire Emblem a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person plays 0 hours of Fire Emblem a year. Fires Jameorg, who lives in cave & plays over 10,000 hours each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

icaneatyourheartoutbitch:

mabelsguidetolife:

marioguy2600:

disloyalorderofbandurls:

thesoulwithinthepuzzle:

destroyedmentality:

unforgettableunicornopolis:

parasite-core:

kaotosaurion:

kamui-senketsu-kisaragi:

Ryuko Matoi

YUI KASANAGI 
COULD BE WORSE FOR SURE

Glad it’s not video game or I’d be that poor bastard Ludger Kresnik.

Gon Freecss.

Momo Adachi and my life is only ever drama. Fuck everything.

snk. At least Levi will be there

IM RYUKO MATOI YEEHAAW

shinji ikari; now i can not fuck things up and get mad pussy

teeeeechnically i’d be kyon
but uh
can i just be haruhi because that sounds way more radical

Nagisa Aoi , Strawberry Panic!…AW YIS

icaneatyourheartoutbitch:

mabelsguidetolife:

marioguy2600:

disloyalorderofbandurls:

thesoulwithinthepuzzle:

destroyedmentality:

unforgettableunicornopolis:

parasite-core:

kaotosaurion:

kamui-senketsu-kisaragi:

Ryuko Matoi

YUI KASANAGI 

COULD BE WORSE FOR SURE

Glad it’s not video game or I’d be that poor bastard Ludger Kresnik.

Gon Freecss.

Momo Adachi and my life is only ever drama. Fuck everything.

snk. At least Levi will be there

IM RYUKO MATOI YEEHAAW

shinji ikari; now i can not fuck things up and get mad pussy

teeeeechnically i’d be kyon

but uh

can i just be haruhi because that sounds way more radical

Nagisa Aoi , Strawberry Panic!
…AW YIS

gaytiers:

when people walk really slowly in front of me and then stop in the middle of the hallway to talk to somebody

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