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Mythology Asks - I don't get messages too often, but this is just nifty n_n
Anubis: How do you feel about death?
Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?
Bastet: Do you have any cats?
Hathor: What brings you joy?
Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?
Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
Thoth: Do you like to read/write?
Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
Bran: How is your health?
Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father.
Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?
Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?
Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?
Olwen: What is your favorite flower?
Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?
Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?
Freya: Have you ever been in love?
Freyr: Do you have any children?
Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?
Iounn: How old are you?
Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
Odin: What is your family like?
Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?
Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?
Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?
Apollo: Do you play any instruments?
Dionysus: Do you drink?
Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?
Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?
Poseidon: Are you a moody person?
Zeus: Are you a confident person?
Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?
Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?
Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?
Plutus: Do you have a job?
Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?
Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?
fandom-mused-fandom-games:

For my Tumblr Flag/Fandom Games project
See the other fandoms here

nyurt:

My “Neo” Neopolitan from RWBY! The jacket was made in 12 hours using white twill, primrose brocade and interfacing for the collar and tailcoat. I’ll stop spamming the tags now!! <3

More closeups!

billywick:

daverdad:

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

diegoanime3000:

No need to know Japanese to think this is the funniest thing you’ve seen today.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

missescastiel:

when you and your friends dont study for finals and you have a testimage

closethediddlydarndoor:


freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

tone it down a few notches satan

closethediddlydarndoor:

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

tone it down a few notches satan

achievement hunter + bizzare tumblr insults

GOATBED - SLIP ON THE PUMPS (KENJIRO DEATH)
GOATBED
SLIP ON THE PUMPS (KENJIRO DEATH)
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GOATBED // SLIP ON THE PUMPS (KENJIRO DEATH)
miss-nerdgasmz:

adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg



This rivalry’s heating up.


Is this Red vs Blue

miss-nerdgasmz:

adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg

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This rivalry’s heating up.

Is this Red vs Blue

desireisthedrive:

waitingformycoffin:

scientistrising:

rising-anew:

cyradis57778:

arcane-gembond:

It’s about that time again! I’m giving away a stack of 99 glowing embers to one lucky winner! To enter: reblog this post with your username, ID number, and a picture of the prettiest baby dragon you’ve ever hatched. Likes don’t count, you don’t need to follow me but you’re missing out on other giveaways if you don’t. :3

Ends at 11:59 PM FR time, let’s say August 27th.

Cyradis 57778
Oh god, prettiest baby dragon….

Nannette is the only dragon I’ve really wished I didn’t sell, because she was so pretty. Luckily, she went to a great home! 

Ikelu #35647
That’s… really difficult. Uhm.

Miso would have been kept if only his tertiary was maize instead of white, as he’d be the dream dragon I’ve been trying to get Uuros and Machen to cough up. As it is, he went to the lovely Tin. ^^

Scientist 4021!

*weeps* 
She got exalted anyway. ://

Anananaan 82208
 

Rontra 61266

I don’t keep much of what I hatch but I love this nerd

wsoliferrum 64916

I didn&#8217;t keep her but prettiest one I&#8217;ve ever hatched so far

desireisthedrive:

waitingformycoffin:

scientistrising:

rising-anew:

cyradis57778:

arcane-gembond:

It’s about that time again! I’m giving away a stack of 99 glowing embers to one lucky winner! To enter: reblog this post with your username, ID number, and a picture of the prettiest baby dragon you’ve ever hatched. Likes don’t count, you don’t need to follow me but you’re missing out on other giveaways if you don’t. :3
Ends at 11:59 PM FR time, let’s say August 27th.

Cyradis 57778

Oh god, prettiest baby dragon….

image

Nannette is the only dragon I’ve really wished I didn’t sell, because she was so pretty. Luckily, she went to a great home! 

Ikelu #35647

That’s… really difficult. Uhm.

Miso would have been kept if only his tertiary was maize instead of white, as he’d be the dream dragon I’ve been trying to get Uuros and Machen to cough up. As it is, he went to the lovely Tin. ^^

Scientist 4021!

*weeps* 

She got exalted anyway. ://

Anananaan 82208

image

Rontra 61266

I don’t keep much of what I hatch but I love this nerd

wsoliferrum 64916

I didn’t keep her but prettiest one I’ve ever hatched so far

a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

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